Monday, June 8, 2009

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15. This morning, Jukin has a headache.

It took him like that, you wake up. Yet he had a fleeting impression of having sweet dreams tonight and soothing. He felt not even a bad mood, despite the pain. So it was not a misfortune that caused her psychological disorder. Something, somewhere in his body, was wrong. He sat cross-legged, slow breath and closed his eyes. As it rolls up a pant leg, his mind had turned up in himself. Methodically Jukin traveled throughout his body. He communicated with him intimately. He met his organs one by one, then his bones, his nerves ...
The trance ended a few hours later. Unsatisfactory, the responses were positive. No internal malfunction. He unfolded it, placed it on her bedside table the notebook of notes which had remained on his bed. Indeed, at bedtime, he wanted to write his autobiography. This was a failure, but he quickly found sleep.

An enema may be detailed could solve the problem he said suddenly. He does not procrastinate much longer. Shortly after arriving at the institute, was installed here in a washing machine. He did not know what to expect, we do it had given no instructions. As suddenly as a flash he was immersed in water. And the next moment everything was aspirated. He blinked water. The cycles were so fast and powerful, they allowed him the impression of being fully inflated by the liquid. As this spacing in the least his body was invaded; of his lungs, inside her eyes. Disheveled and after passing through a storm, he was already redeposited on the sidewalk, her headache pain a notch.

Surely stupefied by suffering, he rushed at the corner of the hypnotist. Jukin kept his gaze fixed on the window to his right, because the man sitting behind his desk was too ugly and smelly. This discomfort did worse. The man had huge hands, even the corner of my eye, Jukin noticed. He let them pass along his body, like a scanner organic. The hypnotist was emitting a buzzing simultaneously, it was totally ridiculous. But he decided not to interrupt. With conviction in his voice, between two buzz, he asserted that evil flowed. Jukin laughed a lot, even after paying the sum claimed indecent. So that the suffering was slightly attenuated. For a split second, he wandered to the naivete and wondered if it can be had not worked. Of course, the euphoria has passed, the pain twisted his temples again.

Jukin came home upset. Past the living room window, he saw a pencil. A pencil in the air. He stopped and looked at her reflection in more detail: he had a pencil in his ear. Pressed almost to the gum! He retired once, gently. The pain gradually decreased as the mine went out. Finally relieved, anxiety got into him when he realized the length of a pencil that had spent the day in his brain. He thought for a moment in using it, it might be unconscious write his or her hidden thoughts, or ideas for future. Not feeling well anyway, he put the pencil on the rim of the round window. He went to bed, although it is still profoundly day. He fell asleep immediately. On the bedside table, sat still blank book of his autobiography. But nowhere enough to write it.


Sunday, May 31, 2009

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14. This morning, Jukin has clear ideas.
neon tube that has installed a meter above the bed to wake up more quickly, burns with a white light. So strong that he feels it illuminates his thinking. Dark thoughts disappear between the convolutions of his brain. Overall, the alarm is no less brutal. Which gives the impression to vibrate slightly. The transition from deep sleep to an immediate state of consciousness is unpleasant, bad. However, white light in his mind gives birth to joyful and selfless desires. He wants to help an old cross, a child with homework, a deaf and mute to learn sign language.
Lively, he jumped out of bed and went out of his room. In the living room, natural light shining already. However, his brain was no longer suffering the effects of neon. Dark thoughts took the opportunity to resurface with a vengeance and they completely swamped his brain. Jukin stationed himself in his bathroom, and the small hole in the wall on the side, he saw the windows of the building opposite. It was not until then, but could not help himself today. The neighbor came to her bathroom and took off his robe. He took advantage of its smooth curves, hand in the underpants. Then he put in a rush of everyday clothes and joined a street. A skinny little man believe, he struck violently in the face. Weather observed ridiculously slouch on the ground, he stopped in a white neon sign. Photon reached its pure brainpower. The black thoughts flowed back immediately. Jukin rushed into the darkness of an alley perpendicular crouched and wept.

Just before dark thoughts do invade again, he realized he had interrupted a critical balance in him. He absolutely had to restore it. Meanwhile, he had already returned to the main aisle, stole the ice of a small boy just to throw it in the dust, and so violently shot in the heel of an anorexic that she had not only collapsed, but his leg had dislocated his hip. He struggled against his inner darkness him, which seemed beyond his strength. But between a slap at an old wrinkled disabled and a finger in the eye of an innocent, a flash of light was lucid electrocuted his brain: he had to return these selfish thoughts against him.
The first cut in the finger hunting knife was not his, but the intent was there. He then made cuts on the backs of hands, it was on track. The second finger sliced
was not hers either. Unfortunately random bystanders were the expenses of its reluctance to self-harm. He passed a rope around his neck and shook vigorously. His skin was torn to friction of the fiber. The balance began to recover. But he had to do something symbolic redeemer, a gift of himself to earn the full return to calm.
he cut his little finger of his left hand. It cracked like a raw carrot under the blade. The gesture net specific cauterized the wound instantly. He felt nothing, the pain was irrelevant. Slowly, he regained his way home. His eyes fluttered, her body automatically advanced. Arrived in his bedroom, he climbed on his bed, and picked up immediately unplugged neon.

Monday, January 14, 2008

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Open letter from Elodie Pontie, domestic worker, the President of the Republic

Mugron, January 8, 2008

Mr. President,

I housemaid, M. Emile barking, the former finance minister, currently in China where he is preparing the sale of his famous series "Sunglasses Frederick .

I take the liberty of writing to you because I have on my fellow employees have received the benefit of Mr. Emile, as a parting gift, an early example of This ingenious invention that allows to "see what is not seen."

Head of UMP Mugron and Chair of this committee support in our district, I had great hopes in your election. She was unhappy and allow our beautiful country to find the path growth and break out of his depression.

Alas, like everyone else, I can see that the only "stimulus" Economic visible, are sales of Gala and Paris-Match, where you did well Lady Di and replace Stephanie of Monaco, who began to make old skin in hair salons and waiting rooms of dentists.

I could not understand why your intelligence, your courage, your tenacity and your work did not seem lead nothing.

I had a glimmer of explanation to Mass last Sunday at Mugron: our old pastor we commenting on a phrase of St. Augustine:

"it is better to limp on the right path to gallop on the bad."

So I told myself :

"and if our Nicolas (forgive the familiarity, Mr. President, but I like you!), So if our Nicolas who gallops so much had gone on the" wrong way "? If it was bad policy to show that all these talents? ... "

Last night in my bed, to have the heart net, I banked the" Frederick Glasses "to play in the South West summary of your press conference . I am currently immersed in the story of Catherine the Great by Henri Troyat: it is on my bedside table I read a few pages each night before falling asleep. The day before I had really enjoyed the story of visiting the Prince Potemkin, her famous lover, he was making fake villages where houses were mere facades.

With these devils "Glasses", we can expect anything, but I was still surprised to see you dressed like the Prince, in the Rue du Faubourg Saint Honore transformed into a puppet scenery. Between Place Beauvau and the Rue Royale, the mansions were gone: instead, five giant posters on large panels of cardboard and paste behind the panels, we saw that there was ... nothing.

And on every poster, every one of your laws "break"

- Spatial working time and 35 hours,

- reform plans special

- The autonomy of Universities,

- The removal of the school map,

- The introduction of a minimum service.

And you walked with five odd characters all the same kinds of ghosts and caps on caps could read

"Contact representative: Chérèque-CFDT;

Contact representative: Thibault-CGT;

Contact representative: Mailly-FO;

representative Contact: Van Craynest-CGC;

Contact representative: Neighbours CFTC.

And you do not see the bib that each wearing and where there was marked:

"Hush, do not tell her that we do not" represent "anyone. He must not know '.

you reassure them, you invite them to get behind the posters to show them that there was nothing, nothing to hide, nothing to fear. You promise them that instead of empty, would you do things after having negotiated and can not negotiate with them only.

Tired of this vision that disturbed me and gave me a headache, I removed the "Glasses" and went back to reading the full report of your press conference.

journalist who commented noted your silence on the topic of "purchasing power of French" - a subject which hitherto seemed so important to you.

You had just stated a few days ago, during the vows that would be the axis of your action in 2008: you are even trying to pass a law that. Finally, on the eve of your press conference, the Secretary General of your party invited him to take action on what should be the major project of your presidency in the years to come.

Alas, I could not agree more with this reporter.

course, as I am not as malevolent as he, I tried to find an explanation, an explanation for this volte-face so brutal.

I thought you had your advisors convinced that in your place, you could not do anything in this field. So I plunged back into the book of Emile to seek solutions that could be implemented quickly.

So, Mr. Speaker, the fervent militant UMP is that I am happy to be able to identify three steps that will satisfy you in contributing to the success of your policy:

1. my cousin Emilie Mercie, The Cure lives in the Jura. Like me, she is cleaning lady, but at Francis Sol. To escape the ISF, the former boss of cosmetics has taken refuge in Saint Cergue, Switzerland, on the other side of the border. Emily has the status of "frontier worker": it can make choosing among the 2,000 private health insurance companies in Switzerland are competing.

I was to spend Christmas with her and we compared our payroll. It was much easier for us to win the same thing: 1900 € / month (for me, 1035 € net), we're the same age and same level of coverage.

Ensure risk disease costs in France 300 € / month, against 100 in Switzerland.

Mr. Speaker, in today's Europe, we are all cross-border workers: then allow us to make sure that we want! And minimum wage earners like me will immediately increase purchasing power by 20%!

2. When I was doing my full tank the Centre Leclerc de Dax, I turned the "Goggles to Frederic. These are glasses that change what we see, as they are made to show what you can not see: So, at first, I thought I was wrong to sign: I do not recognize the logo of the famous "grocer." In its place stood an arm with a club, with large print, with "PPTP" and in small, explaining: "My Collection of Tax Oil".

For a full 50 liters , I had to pay 40 €.

A quick calculation, Mr. Speaker: 2 full month over 12 months is € 960, or 8% of my annual salary.

Mr. Speaker, halve your fuel taxes and increase our purchasing power with a stroke of 4%.

3. You cease to repeat, there can not have collective and individual growth without massive wealth creation. How to get there while those who live by the work of others always want to impose the 35 hours?

I took the "Goggles to Frederic," and I saw you again in the Empire of Prince Potemkin. This time, behind the facades in cardboard, I saw movement Parisians and Parisiennes. They hurried to work. They were bent toward the ground. They had chains on their ankles and shoulders they carried bags filled with pebbles.

And underneath the picture that read:

chain = laws, regulations, guidelines and standards,

pebbles = taxes and " dues. "

So above all, Mr. President, keep the 35 hours!

But only for civil servants (except, for now, police, judges and military).

And for a working time of 35 hours per year, still paid 35 hours per week.

Once past the 35 hours per year, it would prohibit them from performing their duties. They could then find themselves in offices, but to do whatever else they liked.

You can imagine the tremendous liberation of society and the immense wealth creation would happen if we act forbade those "who know everything better than us"?

Whether you call them "active", "pensioners" or "invalid", the officials would lose nothing of their purchasing power. Quite the contrary, forced to do something else, they might discover their unknown talents they would benefit others. That's how they could join the free world and noble of those who create wealth.

I am afraid, Mr. Speaker, that this letter, if I keep it a private one, will ever do. It is for this reason that Mr. Emile advised me to make it public. He proposed to disseminate the Internet network which I do not understand much. One of the recipients of the mailing, he said, will take charge of maybe give it to you.

In this hope, I pray you to believe, Mr. President, in my deep and abiding commitment

Elodie Pontie

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Head UMP Mugron

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