Sunday, November 22, 2009

How To Make A Coffee Table In Illustrator




22. This morning Jukin killed a hunter.

was a hunter who had a gun in china. He arrived unannounced one day. Jukin did not like it, but the man looked so natural and likeable, he had offered hospitality. A tall man full of bonhomie, relatively recognizable, besides its traditional dress of a hunter, but especially by his mustache drawn with ruler and square. In addition to the contour as sharp as a razor blade, the thickness was perfectly regular. Which formed a dark trapezoid in volume under his big nose voluntary. And to make things totally unreal, hair combed appeared to have been one by one, to be placed parallel to the ridge like a legion of the Roman Empire.
Without the use of unnecessary niceties, the man explained his presence here. He came south in search of a rare game. But nature did not reason in him as before. And the weapon he used, as required sensitivity fine-tipped wings of a duck. In case of osmosis, the precision was fatal to the animal kingdom. But otherwise, this gun became the worst gun. Pedro
the hunter, because that is how he presented himself, had lost his senses. To find them, it was a live naked all afternoon, deep in the forest wild. And so from the free spirit, he wanted to entrust his equipment. Under these conditions Ideally, he could break his block and reopen his being in the fullness of nature.

He left when his equipment Jukin, storing everything in his garden shed, double lock latch. However, the rifle china should stay with him. The most precious of Pedro requested special attentions. When he was not used in hunting conditions, the gun was to be handled very slowly. A breath of air will damage too abrupt nature of the material would immediately lose its properties. Paradoxically, Jukin should also move. Stagnated because if too long, rifle saw its material settles and also lose its effectiveness.
All this was already very restrictive, but the hunter added a final precaution. Jukin was almost disappointed to learn that the gun was very fragile and that the slightest shock, it would break, which would break the heart of Pedro. It was so obvious, that he did not need to be clarified. He had secretly hoped for a silly precaution. The hunter, reassured him his clothes and finally let him go the next day. Jukin watched her disappear bare buttocks off.

He went immediately to look at the gun more closely. Completely smooth, without the slightest bump, or any straight edge. Even for a weapon, the subject was fascinating. Although hard, the material seemed to be alive by the countless reflections and changing who roamed. The porcelain itself was white, but orange and pink abstract forms will appear regularly. The timing of the move already arrived.
Jukin concentrated and breathed deeply. He grabbed the gun firmly, but gently and lifted. The weight was perfect. Heavy enough to feel the material, but not too much to stay comfy. It was moving in slow motion, wide-eyed, paying attention to his every move. All his muscles were clenched.
Meanwhile, Pedro was at the wildest depths of the forest-covered buttons mosquitoes, clawed feet with grass rough and reddened thighs with nettles. He let slip his mind preconceived by the company, which had gradually narrowed the field of options, who had imprisoned his natural being paramount. Then a kingfisher is planted in her ass. While the bill was returned at once. Once the surprise, he pulled the animal, furiously. Wandering naked and being bitten by animals happening. But here, nature went too far. He felt he had a certain boiling anger, a force which revolted. He was ready to find his gun.
Jukin was somewhat drowsy, but emerged at the time he was moving the weapon. The instructions were simple, yet so binding, it seemed to have received 1000 recommendations. The arms clenched to keep watching his movements all around him. Of course, by dint of taking precautions in 1000, he made a mistake he would never have done otherwise, and dropped the gun which broke into 1000 pieces. The situation was so disastrous that it does not even panicked.

He went looking for just the glue and began to assemble the pieces. Even the internal mechanisms of the rifle were made of porcelain, it was a disaster. Totally in shock, it did not reflect instinctively and cementing the fly. The parties seemed to fit correctly one after the other.
He fixed the final piece, rested the gun on his left pad in the middle of the dining room table. Then he swept the porcelain powder was left on the ground and threw her to the kitchen. He returned to stay ahead of Pedro and stopped in a terrible state. Believing he had discovered the pole rose, he began to stammer. The hunter remained calm, with hints of orange blue feather stuck in the shoulder. He broke the silence by launching directly Jukin 'I'm ready. "This relaxed. He realized that Pedro was not yet gone to see his gun.
Then he brought his clothes and the rest of his equipment. While Pedro retool in haste, Jukin throwing furtive glances at the gun, to estimate the success of his maneuver. From his position, he guessed barely cracks. The dreaded moment came: the hunter approached the cushion on which lay his prized possession. Pedro grabbed him quickly without even looking at him with all possible precautions, warmly thanked Jukin of his mustache and impeccable party determinedly. He never returned. It was a modern miracle, he had seen nothing! Once past the emotion, Jukin could really rejoice and relax. Pedro was a nice guy, but he did not like hunters.




Sunday, November 8, 2009

Ontario Colored Licence Plates




21. This morning Jukin decided to highlight his animal side.

In out, reasoned the sounds of carnival. The jubilation was in full swing and he climbed to the attic. From there, he could watch the festivities. After a few moments to detail the costumes, one conclusion was obvious to him: they were zero! What a disappointment for him who thought both the idea of dressing up. People were doing it over the leg, without scale. As if mocking the idea of disguise, they took it lightly, for a game is scratched Jukin While inside the arm, his eyes rolled back by what he saw, he had his idea.
The crowd continue to gesticulate in the street and it would last until the first light the following morning. He had so much time in front him, and he needed it. The first thing to do was list the equipment. He gathered all he had in his workshop and went wandering. Knowing the route of the carnival, he borrowed the streets deserted, because everything was crushed in the path of the procession. What was missing was quickly assembled. He found in isolated courses, landfills or on rooftops.

The night had invaded the city, but the excitement still prevailed. People no longer existed, as they were huddled. They formed an urban organic, teeming carnival. All these bodies flowed from street to street, emitting a sound vibrant and festive lights. The carnival came to the square of the city plunged into darkness. The ritual included a short tour of the place before proceeding.
All balconies were occupied by people waiting feverishly to scream their frustrations, covered annually by the din of the snake man. The snake coiled souls on the pavement and destroyed the negative thoughts. They sprang into the air in a myriad of sparks exploding with joy crackling. Everywhere the procession passed, the spirit soar everyday social tensions. The
around the square ended. All the carnival was held. The head of the procession approached a scaffolding installed in front of the aisle. When they overtook, photocells placed wisely sent the ignition signal system. The podium built on the scaffolding was illuminated. Empowered spots placed at the top of the church converged on the scene. The whole carnival froze on the spot and a whisper came accompany the discovery of a brilliant figure in his medium.

Jukin had successfully because the timing was ideal. In this frozen moment, everyone admired his suit coat marmot sticky. The podium was turning slowly on itself, so the flicker of fur sent small stars in all wide-eyed. He had recovered a fur for making the most of his work. The ends of the legs had been achieved through an old mat found in a vacant lot, the same color as the fur. Ideal material, since it was done so that you walk on. The resemblance
astonished, to the extent Jukin had successfully integrated the posture of the animal to its human morphology. Eyes on the sides at the top of the head, allowed us to see through a clever set of mirrors. Just below the crowd approached him. Slowly, the podium went down a slight mechanical noise, covered by the growing unrest of the carnival. The town began to realize that organic groundhog actually flowed. Some even worried that it was an authentic giant groundhog.

Both the mechanism of the podium and trigger the photocell did not pose any problem, as the rendering of the coat shiny was a real headache, a écheveuleur skull. Until the last moments he had known how to proceed. Already, much time was lost in finding the best made sticky.
Olive oil had proved the ultimate. However, the effect does not last because the oil was absorbed quickly and tarnished. What gave the impression of a wet groundhog at most, and what does not satisfy him, of course. When he had just resigned, he saw bottles Diving empty, he kept a long time. The solution is then presented with all the strength of its evidence. He would fill bottles with olive oil. The expander tube with holes and secured around the neck enough to spread continuously goo. Even the hump formed by the bottle under the costume added to the realism. Any fur dripping, drenched glistening fat.
The people closest to the beginning to grin. Their personalities stood out from the carnival. Groundhog had reached the paved ground when everyone was deagglomerated. Jukin stepped on stone. The temperature cools while the podium went back automatically. The effect of the costume was very successful. Nobody wanted to touch him.




Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Aaron Diaz Sin Camisa




Selection.

And now, the jury finished deliberating. Below is a list of your proposals I have chosen, and which will be a future Jukin. Wow, you have class. Each will receive its
Jukin gold when they get me delivered from Venezuela.


This morning Jukin wake tomorrow (yesterday). Leila
This morning did not wake Jukin home. Candice
This morning Jukin ghgahhgegrdrghjgh. Tim
This morning Jukin understood the universe. Tim
This morning Jukin lost his spinal medulla. Tim
This morning Jukin believed melt. Tim
This morning Jukin walking backwards. Violaine
This morning Jukin is deaf mute. Marion
This morning Jukin s'emmerveille. Marion
This morning Jukin not Jukin. Marion
This morning Jukin feels flaccid. Marion


said that Leila and I have each found a Violaine Jukin already written but not yet published. Leila has even found the title of No. 21. Violaine has seized the subject of No. 22. But it is the literary espionage that! Bravo.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Gameshark Advance Pokemon Ruby





The list of published Jukin



033. This morning, woke up tomorrow Jukin (as proposed by Leila) .
032. This morning, Jukin understood the universe (as suggested by Tim) .
031. This morning feels flaccid Jukin (as proposed by Marion) .
030. This morning did not wake Jukin home (title proposed by Candice) .
029. This morning, Jukin lost its bulb cerebrospinal (as suggested by Tim) .
028. This morning, marvel Jukin (as proposed by Marion) .
027. This morning, Jukin ghgahhgegrdrghjgh (as suggested by Tim) .
026. This morning, Jukin is deaf mute (as proposed by Marion) .
025. This morning, walking backwards Jukin (as proposed by Viola) .
024-2. This morning, Jukin are stolen at gunpoint (continued) .
024-1. This morning, Jukin are stolen at gunpoint.
(24-1 and2)
023. This morning, Jukin wakes up at night.
022. This morning, Jukin killed a hunter.
021. This morning, Jukin decided to highlight his animal side.
020. This morning, Jukin wanted murder.
019. This morning, Jukin has an Indian friend.
018. This morning, Jukin did not rise.
017. This morning, Jukin became rich.
016. This morning, hoarse Jukin for nothing.
015. This morning, Jukin has a headache.
(15-16-17 Trilogy pencil)
014. This morning, Jukin has clear ideas.
013. This morning, Jukin sees farther than usual.
012. This morning, Jukin a stomach ache.
011. This morning, Jukin is furious.
(11-12 The double episode of rabies)
010. This morning, took two Jukin my breakfast.
009. This morning, Jukin is purple.
008. This morning, Jukin tried jumping from his window.
007. This morning, Jukin forgot to open his eyes.
006. This morning, Jukin regained his lost love.
005. This morning, Jukin found a dead ladybug.
004. This morning, Jukin saw her reflection in the mirror.
003. This morning, Jukin remembered yesterday.
002. This morning, Jukin had the urge to come up.
001. This morning, Jukin had the idea to his website collection of meat.